Intended to grab the reader's attention. To sell papers. To lead into.
This entry will share the joy, puzzlement, and amusement you may get if you too are baffled by the most oblivious and bizarre AP wires and the not-quite-right newspaper headlines found on the front pages. Here's an original take on headlines and sub-headings:
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"Public Safety" is a euphemism for law enforcement
Subheading: "Creating jobs" is double-speak for creating profits
Subheading: "Creating jobs" is double-speak for creating profits
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All wars of conquest are unjust
Subheading: This includes American Manifest Destiny
Subheading: This includes American Manifest Destiny
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US Airways and American Airlines set a historically unprecendented merger in air travel
Subheading: Meanwhile, half of the city of San Antonio's population has never flown in an airplane
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Public transportation is not a part of the American dream
Subheading: Which has become an American nightmare
Subheading: Which has become an American nightmare
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Maximizing profits is in no way related to managing an economy
Subheading: Whose economy is it anyway?
*work in progress*
